HSWTFH3 # 234

Woods, Bears, Bees, and a Naming

Detrails

It's the 234th RUnning of the Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers

When: Sunday 7/25/21, 12:00PM (Noon)

Who: STP and NFN Sabi

Where: Sand Hill Trailhead

(plus code) F4FF+PM Belfair, Washington

or

(47.477029, -122.875365)

***PLEASE MAKE SURE THIS ADDRESS IS LOADED INTO YOUR PHONE PRIOR TO LEAVING YOUR HOUSE!! CELL PHONE RECEPTION AT THIS START LOCATION IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.***

What: A shiggylicious trail with several sides of beer. May or may not be 3.69 miles. May or may not have bears (not the sexy kind), so be sure to travel in packs. Zenning is NOT recommended.

What to Bring:

7$

Discover Pass

Virgins (Who run for free)

A vessel

Shiggy Gear

Dry Bag

Shiny new shoes

Bear repellent

Your friend

Your friend’s hot sister

Your friend’s hotter dad

A signed copy of Midnight Sun

Two trucks having sex

A ticket to Ram Ranch

That sweet sugary ass