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The 214TH RUNNING of the HS!WTF?H3 Hidden VALLeY RANCH trail

Detrails

WHERE?

Ueland Tree Farm

4824 Leber LN NW, Bremmerton, WA 98312

WHEN?

Sunday September 22nd @ 12:00 PM

Hares away - 12:30 PMish

WHO?

Vapo Butt Chug

Itchee Snatchee

WHAT?

A trail that will make you say "Holy Shit What the Fuck!!!"

10/10 SHIGGY!!! You may get injured on trail, not even joking

Lower than an average of 1.69 mph

NOT DOG FRIENDLY after the "Last Chance Check"

WHAT YOU NEED ON TRAIL:

Body bag

Your last testament & Will

Stretcher

Ankle support

Rope

Gloves

Bear/Cougar repellent

Spider Stick

Beer (Hydrate or Diedrate!)

$7

A vessel

Shiggy Gear

New shoes

Dry bag

Low expectations

Sacred fruits

Virgins (who run for free); but only if you really hate that person

A bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch to Butt Chug