WRECK YOUR DRESS RUN

When: Sunday, May 10th, 2026

Meet at noon, hares away at noon-thirty

Hare: Barely Blue, debuting his hare  wizardry to the Holy Shitters for the 4th Anal Wreck Your Dress Run. 

What: Wreck Your Dress #4

Tired of wearing that same old red dress to every wonderful Seattle H3 RDR? That green masterpiece to Portland H3? Then send those beautiful bastards off with a trail of shiggy, bullshittery, and drinks. 

Wear any dress, as long as you're ok with it getting wrecked. 

7$ gets you trail, checks, and orange food. No swag this year, but we'll make up for it with our excellent campout/15 year anniversary swag. On-afters: TBD

Where:  11700 Meadowmeer Cir NE, Bainbridge Island, WA 98110

(Beside the pool)

What to Bring: 

7$

Virgins, who run for free

Taco, who also runs for free

Shiggy Gear 

A vessel

Dry Bag

Bear stick

Whistle

2026 CAMPOUT! 

Save the date- 7/30 - 8/2/2026

The 2026 Off-the-Chain Mega Superstar HSWTFH3 Campout Memorial Extravaganza Orgasmtastic Festival Campout and World Rock Cup Championship

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Cummemorating and Celebrating the 15th Year of the Sickest Kennel In America

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(Regos will open months a-Head of time butt not yet)