Upcoming Runs & Shenanigans

It's the 329th RUnning of the Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers


When: Sunday, March 16th, 2025

Meet at noon, hares off at noon-thirty


Hares: Spongebath Shitpants, Four In Her, Pee Clap


Where: Gateway Park, 10405 WA-302, Gig Harbor, WA 98329


Family 'friendly' hash. In the early years of HSWTF, there was not an age requirement to join us on the trail. We required you to be 21+ to drink, but it wasn't uncommon for someone's child to join us on trail.

While this is not the norm currently, we have a special occasion trail where all are welcome.

We are not guaranteeing a family-friendly circle (we'll do our best, but you've met us). So if you have that hash-adjacent child, bring em out.

We'll have N/A beverages at checks and circle and a fun trail.


What to bring:

7$

Virgins, who run for free

A vessel

Shiggy Gear

Dry bag



Wreck Your Dress 2025

Holy Shit! What the Fuck presents: Wreck Your Dress RUn #3

When: Saturday, May 10th, 2025

Meet at noon, hares off at noon-thirtyish


Details will be updated in the coming months to include cost and location.


Main event will be Saturday, with a hangover trail on Mother's Day (separate event).


Get that dress you've worn to too many dress runs ready for a send off, cause we're gonna wreck that shit.




HSWTFH3 Hareline: (All trail dates listed are correct, but hares are subject to change)


#320: November 10, 2024  | HARE(S):  STP & MYSTERY HARE 

#321: November 24, 2024  | HARE(S): Dick Breaker & Dildo

#322: December 8, 2024  | HARE(S): Scott Fishman 

#323: December 22, 2024 -  Hanukkah Trail | HARE(S): Snow caps & Mmmm...Cervix

#324: January 5, 2025 - Beer Mile | HARE(S):  SHOE 

#325: January 19, 2025  | HARE(S): OPEN

#326: February 2, 2025 - TuTu Hash! | HARE(S): OPEN

#327: February 16, 2025  | HARE(S): OPEN

#328: March 2, 2025 - Tittus Assistus Memorial Trail  | HARE(S): Man Maker 

#329: March 16,, 2025 - Irish Drinking Day 🍀  | HARE(S): OPEN 

#330: March 30, 2025  | HARE(S): OPEN

#331: April 14, 2025  | HARE(S): OPEN

#332: April 27, 2025  | HARE(S): OPEN

#333: May 11, 2025 - Wreck your dress | HARE(S): TBD

#334: May 25, 2025  | HARE(S): Mmmm...Cervix