It's the 357thst RUnning of the Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers 

It's close to Easter and you know what that means, zombie trail. 

Reverse hash where hares chase the pack...There will be shenanigans,  beer, and Bigfoot Jesus (Pee Hard On) 

When: Sunday, April 12th, 2026

Meet at noon, run for life at noon-thirty. 

Where: North Kitsap Heritage Park Miller Bay Rd, Kingston WA

Zombie Hares: Pee, Bodies, and Stained

What to Bring:

7$

Virgins, who run for free. 

Taco, who also runs for free. 

A WHITE T SHIRT YOU DON"T MIND GETTING STAINED

Shiggy Gear

A vessel

Dry Bag

Burrito Hero, cause we miss that guy

Holy Shit, it's a BUZZCUT at the Tracyton! 

WHEN:  April 18th, 2025 - TRAIL AT 2 PM?  MOVIE AT 6 PM

WHERE:  DON’T MISS IT! 

Tracyton Movie House

1520 NE Riddell Rd, Bremerton, WA 98310, United States

https://www.tracytonmoviehouse.com/

 Come out and see the one and only movie made by hashers, for hashers! 

 Movie Summary:

The Hash House Harriers ("a drinking club with a running problem") encounter a killer Bee Keeper  in a crazy Kiwi horror-comedy that’s part Animal House, part 80's slasher madness! 

 For those who don’t mind spoilers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpPiKJN-SbY

Pre-Pre-Lube trail: TBD

Hares: TBD

Hash Cash: $7

 Pre-lube in the arcade at the theater! 

 Tracyton is full service – food, drinks, and table service during the movie!  Full bar and BEER available! 

What to Bring:

 $5 Hash Cash (80’s movie pricing! Bargain! )

 Quarters for the arcade 

 GORB

 ID & $$ (cash or card) for food and drinks 

 Beeeeeeeesssss 

 Beer goggles & wine glasses 

 A Seattle hasher 

 A Bellingham hasher 

 A South Sound hasher 

 Someone from the Taint 

 One of them there Cunthy hashers 

 Bumble Butt See le

2026 CAMPOUT! 

Save the date- 7/30 - 8/2/2026

The 2026 Off-the-Chain Mega Superstar HSWTFH3 Campout Memorial Extravaganza Orgasmtastic Festival Campout and World Rock Cup Championship

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Cummemorating and Celebrating the 15th Year of the Sickest Kennel In America

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(Regos will open months a-Head of time butt not yet)